A mortuary science student in need of a leash.: Tragic news, guys
Noted skyscraper and posterior enthusiast Lewis Ethnicallyambiguouslastname, 26, was found dead this morning on the moon of Europa. Early reports list the cause of death as “forgetting to turn off his swag and being covered by space studs, resulting in his suffocation.”
Funeral services will be…
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In case anyone doesn’t understand that I have the best friends.
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Mourners reported having “too many feelings” and described Ethnicallyambigiouslastname as “pretty much the best person ever.”
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